Don’t weep sad salad. In a few short days bacon will join you again.   David Collante –

Deception On the Lord’s Day Sunday Barbecue: See plate of crispy bacon… taste Turkey Bacon. – David Collante

A baby is born. He cries all night, probably just wants some bacon.

Dear Adam and Eve, Imagine bacon roses, a whole field of them.

A man died today, “I never tasted bacon” he whispered to me.